Today's Quiz: Satire or Not?

Headline: "5 US Trained Rebels Fight ISIS."
Just “four or five” U.S.-trained anti-ISIS fighters are combatting the so-called Islamic State, a top American military official told Congress on Wednesday, despite a program that cost as much as $500 million.

Headline: "Guantanamo Bay Prisoner's Profile: 'Detained, but Ready to Mingle.'"
Guantánamo Bay is not standing in the way of prisoner Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani’s desire to find love. His lawyer Carlos Warner runs an account for the terrorist on


Tom said...

What could a group like Constellis Holdings have done with $500M?

Grim said...

Somewhat more.