Tennessee Too?

My family's been from Tennessee since the 1700s. So it's of some concern to me to see our civilization washing away there.
Not to play this stupid game, but I’m curious: Why does “they/them/their” turn into “xe/xem/xyr” instead of the more logical “zey/zem/zeir”? Also, why isn’t “they/them/their” proper usage for someone who’s trans, whether singular or plural? I mean, purely in terms of how it scans, “xyr” is an abomination.
The whole thing is. If anyone ever asks me what my pronouns are, my answer will be "F*** you." And I'm about as courteous a fellow as you could want to meet. You know perfectly well what 'my' pronouns are. You can see the beard and the scars. Don't bother me with your bullshit.

16 comments:

Dad29 said...

I do not think that "F*&^" is a pronoun.

E Hines said...

"F*&^"er could be.

Tennessee's claimed purpose is because the existing pronouns are discriminatory. This person is only wanting to eliminate gender discrimination? This will be fun. Eliminating such discrimination is itself gender discriminatory.

Language is discriminatory. That's the purpose of language--to identify a particular thing or group of things as doing a particular thing or collection of things. Or not doing--a discrimination.

I'll be looking for Donna Braquet (title omitted out of respect for the...person (sorry, that's discriminatory, too)) dumping the first name--that's a horribly gender discriminative noise--and for removing the references from ze's (!?) future publications--those are discriminatory. I'll also be looking for the plagiarism charges that ensue from the lack of attribution.

That's just a start.

Eric Hines

raven said...

Take this fools journey to it's end and you have language reduced to meaningless grunts.

Texan99 said...

I couldn't grasp the point of that chart. I thought it was going to propose a pronoun to use for "he or she, as the case may be," which would actually be kind of cool, because I purely hate using "they/them" for that purpose, and in informal speech using the formally inclusive "he" just doesn't seem to answer any more. But what's the deal with the list of three options?

Anonymous said...

Ya, and every ten years, they change the spelling of Chanukka.

Pseudointellectuals and poseurs at play.

Valerie

Texan99 said...

It's like this season's hot new chef--it's not a status marker if you don't have to keep up with it constantly.

Cassandra said...

Grim, you ignorant slut :p

Just because you have a beard does NOT mean you're not secretly a bearded lady tragically trapped in a womyn's body.

Sheesh.

A person so emotionally fragile that their world is rocked by being addressed using non-preferred pronouns is going to have a terrible time in the real world. Still, it's just social pressure, which normal people ought to be strong enough to resist.

Cassandra said...

Oh dear Lord. I meant a man's body. All this gender crap is very confusicating - can't keep it all straight.

I blame the patriarchy. Or anyone, really. My own mistakes are never my fault :p

Grim said...

No, I shouldn't think they were your fault. They're xyr's fault, obviously.

Texan99 said...

"I meant a man's body."

That's funny--I didn't even notice. All the right kinds of words were there, so it made sense in the idiom you were adopting. It's more about the tone, really.

Anonymous said...

I propose addressing all not-readily-identifiable individuals as "Das." Unless, that happens to be one of their proper names, of course. But it evens things out and will upset everyone involved if they ever bother to look up the meaning.

Yes, I'm feeling cranky today. Grading papers with a cracked tooth will do that to a person.

LittleRed1

Ymar Sakar said...

They don't intend to bother you all that much, other than acquiring your Leftist associates.

They target the weak, the children, and the lost of college.

There are far more of those than there are of you, technically speaking, so resource wise their recruitment pool is wider.

Ymar Sakar said...

As for gender roles, Japanese usually has plenty enough that I can use if people really try to push it that far. There's more than one way to invert and insurge English around.

Texan99 said...

No-o-o-o, the cracked tooth! Do you have a dentist who will see you promptly?

Grim said...

Ouch! That sounds very painful.

Cassandra said...

Hope you feel better soon, Red.