Dang Kids Today Can't Hold Their LiquorHow many times has this happened to you? You put together a nice birthday party for your three-year-old, invite a few dozen of his friends, you think everything's going to be nice. But the evening wears on, pretty soon there are 150 people there, and after midnight someone starts throwing beer bottles. Lots of them. Next thing you know, 75 people are in a drunken brawl and two guys go to the hospital. Who could have seen it coming?
Apparently Elmwood, Ohio, hasn't caught up with the whole diversity thing, because they had to send to Wyoming for a police officer who spoke Spanish and could sort out the melee.
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