Now that's a Priest

"May God Defend the Right"

A priest in Australia was confronted by a robber with a knife who had broken into the church. After the backside-kicking, the robber said: "I only wanted money … you're a priest and you're not helping."

The priest told the press, "I thought: 'I'm a priest but that's not the kind of help [we should give].'"

Oh -- and the priest is 72.

H/t: FARK.